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2008-04-29 16:59:37

Last author: Mr. Oogie Boogie
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My name is [phoenixborn]. It has lately come to my attention that, slowly but surely, we are forgetting one of the worlds true great legends and heros. And so, to prevent this catastrophe, I bring you

The Wilson Memorial

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From

his birth as a humble Volleyball
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Wilson was determined to escape his mundane destiny, to reach up,to become more than just one more Volleyball sitting alone and forgotten on a suburban rooftop. He knew he would grow up to be a saviour of the people, and helper of mankind. He boarded what he alone knew to be a doomed plane in the dead of night, cunningly disguised as a Fed-Ex Package.

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After braving the horrific crash, and battling the tropical currents on landing, he found his destiny. He found a man dying, alone and cold, and unable to eat. He first inspired the man to create fire, thus saving his life.
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Wilson then spent the next four years keeping him company, keeping him sane, despite the solitude, occasional abuse, and terrible haircut that were forced upon him. Eventually Wilson helped the Man escape the Island and gave him his freedom. On seeing the Man safe, Wilson at once cast off into the great ocean, seeking others to help and save. We are forever in his debt.

Wilson, we salute you

Please, show your love and respect by saying a few words in the space below.

[Vaughne]: I must admit, this is a very good wiki page. That volleyball is indeed legendary. I loved him as a kid, and still do now. :D
I love Wilson :] We all do.
What a wonderful volleyball he was... (:

[Deg]: I was so broken up when Wilson left...I mean, I was actually depressed for a little while after seeing that part in the movie. Jeez. Well, anyways...*claps for Wilson*

[deleted elfpack]: This volleyball was a legend! Loved it for years and still do! Yaaaaay for Wilson!

[The Incredible Bulk]
In English when i saw this film i cried in class, it got to me so much.
Although the bloodprint face did scare me as a little child.
it haunted my dreams. But i began to respect Wilson how he probably Saved that mans life or saved him from definate emense insanity.
I LOVE YOU.
WILSON♥

[Empty~Soul] WILSON ROCKS!

2008-04-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Did your mom?

2008-04-26 [Vaughne]: Gooooooooooooooood reply xD

2008-04-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *bows*

2008-04-26 [Vaughne]: Haha xD David has no input apparently?

2008-04-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: He just knows il try insult him. however hard it is to find flaws in his.. everything xD

2008-04-26 [Vaughne]: Why do you people insult each other so much?

2008-04-27 [phoenixborn]: You used a your mom joke. Any respect I had for you? *opens window* Byebye

2008-04-27 [Vaughne]: He's expected to jump through the window? O.o

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: yes bryony..

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: David.. bryony uses them as much as i do xD

2008-04-27 [Vaughne]: I don't use 'your mom' that's the one thing I don't use

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: bryony.. you have used it against me in real life.. xD.. we both slated each other on that day you made me exercise.. bravo for that btw

2008-04-27 [Vaughne]: Don't be lazy... and I don't remember that? Where was it?

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: in the house xD.. i cant remember the contexts.. but i know it got said xD

2008-04-27 [Vaughne]: Meh fair enough xD

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD.. tiiiired.. wooooorkk... tomoooooroooowww...

2008-04-27 [phoenixborn]: I was Implying my respect for you had just gone out the window.Same goes for you Bry I'm afraid -__-

2008-04-27 [Bookwyrm]: Aww...and here I was thinking that you had made a memorial for Wilson Wilson--from Home Improvement. XD But, perhaps he is not as well known as this Wilson. :P

2008-04-27 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ... since i dont know who you mean? and maybe some others dont? i think you may be right xD

2008-04-27 [phoenixborn]: Why would you study this in english? There's hardly any talking in it!

2008-04-27 [The Incredible Bulk]: Erm..
Erm..
Erm.. yeeeah :D

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